There’s an App for That!
There’s no disputing it: from the MacBook to the Nano, there’s something about Apple products that is just downright sexy. From the gleaming white boxes to the bright and shiny screens, each new season they just seem to unveil something better. But nothing gave us a technological boner like when the the sleek, chic iPhone made its debut. Besides being gorgeous, it comes with the ability to download thousands of Apps — applications that allow you to do everything from find recipes to track your workouts. Naturally, it wasn’t long until the sexy apps started popping up. Here are some of the best.
Sexy Game. This top-selling app has you shake your iPhone to play the slots, You’ll get a suggestion for a body part, an action, and an amount of time. Then hit the “foreplay” button to make the sexy suggestion (like “caress legs 10” or “lick ear 15”) a reality. [iTunes link]
Flurv. For those looking for Mr. Right Now, this app uses GPS technology to find singles in your area who don’t want to beat around the bush. You can browse their profiles on your iPhone, chat, and then meet at a nearby location for a drink. [iTunes link]
Perfect Date. Enter your date’s name and then tap your way through a pre-date checklist. Have you waxed? Do you have an exit strategy? Decide whether you’ll show up fashionably late or if you need to pack your toothbrush. Have you checked your date’s Facebook profile to ensure he doesn’t already have a girlfriend or a kid? As you go through the checklist, tips pop up to remind you what’s most important when it comes to nailing a first date. [iTunes link]
[This app is a hell of a lot more interesting if you pretend to be a boy. Is your R. Kelly CD ready? Is your apartment free of ex-girlfriends’ pics? Do you have something to offer her for breakfast? Do you have three interesting stories that demonstrate how responsible and smart you are? Who knew guys put so much thought into such things?]
Boy Toys. This app is simply a catalog of pictures of hot guys. If you are having a bad day and need a little manjoyment, check out this sexy slideshow! [iTunes link]
iBrate. This app turns your phone into a sexy toy; you can control the speed by touching the screen. Good for when you’re stuck in traffic or for any frequent traveler who has had her vibrator discovered while going through airport security. [iTunes link]
100 Greatest Love Songs. This app gives you full tracks of the top one hundred greatest love songs of all time — for only $2. It’s great for dates and plays the songs in shuffle, so it’s like a radio station that sets the mood perfectly. [iTunes link]
What’s Your Sex Appeal? This quiz app asks questions about your looks (How tan are you?), your style (How often do you dress up?), and your flirting history (Have you ever given a date a massage?) and then tells you what you need to work on and gives you sexy tips. [iTunes link]
Passion. If you want a device to measure how good you are in bed, just keep your iPhone handy while getting down (either wear it on an armband or put it in the bed) — and then go at it. It will rate you from 0 to 10 based on duration, activity, and orgasm. Activity is measured through the iPhone’s motion sensor while orgasm is determined via the microphone – meaning that if somebody’s jackhammering or faking it, a higher score might result. [iTunes link]
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