When it comes to Valentine’s Day, flowers and candy are the expected gifts. But come on — we live in a digital age! If you or your Valentine is a chic geek, why not give and receive sexy techie gifts? Treat yourself to these gifts or pass the list along to your boyf.

To get in the spirit, create custom Necco Sweethearts with their iPhone app — and then share them with your loves via Twitter.

For the Valentine whose iPod is always filled with the latest songs, we love these heart-shaped earbuds.

Mix tapes may be a thing of the past, but you can give a cute USB drive loaded with great tunes along with the earbuds. The real gift is the USB drive — a real geek always needs more storage space.

For the Valentine who is always batting her lashes to get what she wants, this Lashlight mascara is a perfect gift. Not only is the mascara’s formula innovative — it packs microscopic mirrors to reflect light — but the wand lights up. Perfect for touching up in the cab on your way to a late night booty call.

Decided you’re ready to make a sex tape? Or just trying to get cute videos with your sweetie? Any guy or girl would be thrilled to receive a super user-friendly Flip Cam. They have a slew of Valentine’s Day designs or you can personalize it with a picture of the two of you.

Skip the chocolates — a real geek will dig this tee with the molecular structure of chocolate on it instead….

Or wear your heart on your sleeve and proudly declare how you feel about the geek in your life.

For the selfless techie Valentine, check out these artist-designed iPhone covers. 100 percent of the profits go to the Red Cross and the relief effort in Haiti.

The Kindle is perfect for the Valentine who is always lugging around the latest bestsellers. Load it with love poems — we love when old-fashioned romance shows up on new technology — or trashy romance novels.

Single this year? Treat yourself to a subscription to Match.com — and a bright mini notebook where you can record all your exploits.

And instead of lingerie, we’ll be rocking this underwear and proudly declaring, that yes, we write about sex, and you better get used to it.









Comment below: What are you planning for your sweetie on V-Day?