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How to Reply to an Im-Personal Ad (The NSA Hook Up)

20 May 2010 14 Comments by Jordan Barnes

How to Reply to an Im-Personal Ad (the NSA Hookup)So maybe it’s been a while, or maybe you’re feeling adventurous … but you’ve got to get laid. Luckily for you, Craigslist has taken the dangerous cruisey parks, the late night bars and the gas station bathrooms and put them all in one place: the net. NSA (no strings attached) hook ups, one night (or mid-afternoon) stands – whatever you want to call them – are literally at the edge of your fingertips.

If you’re ready to take the plunge though, there are certain things to be careful of. When replying to an NSA ad, make sure to include all the information the poster wants, which is most often: age, weight and a recent photograph. But make sure you get at least that in return. Avoid posters who do not reciprocate photos, because they’re usually not serious or they’re not showing their picture for a reason. Avoid virgins and people asking for anything material in return – that’s the opposite of NSA. Try not to be too picky or worried about things like body-type or looks – you’re most likely never going to see this person again. Just make sure they’re down to get down and do exactly what you both want to do. If you’re too choosy, you’re never going to find the right (now) person.

Always make sure to trade phone numbers or screen names and keep the conversation to a minimum. Discuss only important things, like where you’re going to meet, where you’re going to do it and where you want to put it. Make sure the meeting place is in a public location. And because photos were traded, you should have no problem finding the person. Be weary of meeting up at someone’s house or in their hotel or motel room for safety reasons – you can never be too careful. Once you meet, if you’re ready to get down, then get to it. Make sure to drive separate cars, for a quick getaway in case things go awry, and head to whatever location you discussed earlier.

Now, do the deed. Avoid the nervous chatter and discussion, you both know why you’re there. Don’t stick to a strict script, make sure you feel comfortable with whatever’s going down – whether it be more or less than you discussed. Use protection, of course, because there’s nothing worse than getting the clap from someone from the list. Most importantly enjoy yourself! Sex almost always comes with strings attached – at least in one of the people’s minds. NSA sex is the perfect way to just get yours.

After it’s over, it’s up to the both of you whether you want to make the jump from NSA to FB (fuck buddy). If he or she doesn’t, don’t be hurt, that’s just he nature of NSA. Zip up your pants, tuck your underwear in your pocket and head out the door, deleting their number out of your phone on the way out.

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